Film Review: 2004’s Blade Trinity

“But everyone knows the movies are full of crap. The truth is, it started with Blade, and ended with him,” the Narrator says as Blade: Trinity opens. “The rest of us were just along for the ride.” This can’t be more true. Why the hell are all these other shit heads in this movie?

7 Days of Nightmares: 1991’s Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Doctor Who has recently picked up the director of Freddy’s Dead to direct the season finale. I guess it’s a good time to see what Freddy’s Dead is really like…

Black and White Film Review: Godzilla Raids Again (1955)

In 1954, the decades-old monster film genre was transformed by radiation into a brand new thing: the Japanese daikaiju genre. This was started off by Gojira. Is the original article worthy of the title, or is it just the first in a long line of B-movies made for children?