“But everyone knows the movies are full of crap. The truth is, it started with Blade, and ended with him,” the Narrator says as Blade: Trinity opens. “The rest of us were just along for the ride.” This can’t be more true. Why the hell are all these other shit heads in this movie?Read More Film Review: 2004’s Blade Trinity
The vampire nation is at its wit’s end about what to do with its own vampire infestation… so, naturally, they call in the best person they know at killing them. But is everything what it seems?Read More Film Review: 2002’s Blade II
When I wrote this review, I had no idea who David S. Goyer was, at least beyond the scope of Blade. Several of the points made here are made very interesting by the fact that as I was writing about Blade’s connection to Batman, a Goyer-scripted Batman film was being released on DVD.Read More Film Review: 1998’s Blade
Going through high school with a copy of The Eminem Show in one hand and a notebook full of rhymes in the other, 8-Mile has a special place in my heart. Is it as good as rose-colored glasses make it out to be?Read More Film Review: 8 Mile (2002)
Clerks. is a horse of a color you don’t often expect to see in Hollywood. No, literally, it’s in black and white. It’s also an independent film that amassed a huge following, strictly on the virtues of dialogue and other elements that director Kevin Smith had little control over. Is it as good as […]Read More Film Review: 1994’s Clerks.